Well...we tried and tried to find out what it is that you the shopper wants.

I have tried contests. Big sales. Free shipping. Nothing so far has worked.  I have tried lowering prices.  Help me help you find what you are looking for.  If I don't have it tell me I will stock it just for you.  What ever it is that you want at a low price.  If my price isn't the lowest I'll beat the lowest price. Guaranteed. If I can't backup that guarantee I'll give it to you. I know... giving you a product is backing up the guarantee, but you win either way.  My inventory is low.  But I have great items in stock just waiting for new homes.